Porn DVDs Found On Residential Street But No-one Watched Them
A horrible event occurred recently in the small UK town of Maidenhead when residents on one street woke up to find a 100 DVDs littering their street.
These weren’t just any DVDs of course but rather the disgusting pornography type of DVDs with titles like Big Knockers and Mucky’s Dipstic.
Graham Mann was one of the residents that found the DVDs after a horrified neighbor knocked on his door to let him know what he had discovered in front of Mann’s house.
While Mann quickly gathered up the offending disks to hand over to the police but not before he is sure that some of his neighbors cruised by to pick up some fresh material for their private collections.
He was also quick to point out that he hadn’t actually watched any of them himself but rather relied on the word of his wife who did in order to verify their authenticity as pornographic material.
Mr Mann said he hadn’t seen any of them, but added that his wife had verified the explicit nature of the discs.
‘My wife put one of the discs into our DVD player and informs me it is a film about three women with rather large breasts,’ he said, matter-of-factly.
‘The other DVD, called Mucky’s Dipstick, had a chap with his trousers down who was clearly ready to get it on with a young woman.
‘Sue didn’t get past the title screen on either disc and I haven’t seen any of them,’ he added, smugly.
via Metro.co.uk
Umm ya … okay.
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